Obvious Joke: Mohr-Cox

Wasn't Nikkie Cox married to Bobcat Goldthwait? Anyways what man hyphenates his own name with his wife's? I'm not even sure I think it is ok for a woman to hyphenate her name. I don't get the point. What do the kids do with a hyphened name? Cause confusion. Listen, either take your husbands name (the right way) or keep your own maiden name. Keeping your maiden name is a convenient way to let other men know that it is ok to keep hitting on you because you clearly do not love your husband and are willing to accept other suitors.

I'm sure sometimes there are legit reasons for keeping your maiden name. The only acceptable reasons are if you have a legit business reason for using it. Actresses are allowed to keep it (especially since the odds are their marriages will fail. At least the first ones) as are high powered business men who depend on a reputation. These are such women as lawyers (especially if their name is the name of the firm) and CEO types. Teachers and secretaries and nurses need not worry about such name problems ... CHANGE it.

Of course it goes with out saying that men are never allowed to change their names unless the qualify under 1 of 2 rules:
1) Your parents saddled you with such an atrocity for a birth name (e.g. Audio Science, Kal-El, Brooklyn or Pilot Inspektor) or the above mentioned hyphened last name.
2) You want to change it to an awesome name (i.e Max Power).

Anyways here is the article about Jay Mohr having his balls removed.

In mildly emasculating yet quite hysterical court papers, Jay Mohr is asking to have his wife's last name legally added to his own. Jay Mohr will now forever be known as Jon Ferguson Cox Mohr.

Usually people add the new name to the end, but then he would have been Mohr Cox -- and, well ... that would just be wrong.

From tmz.com

Labels: Celebrities, Humor

- posted by Doug @ 12:52:00 AM