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Wednesday, April 28, 2004

I just read the sports guy

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/040428
Here are some of the exerpts that tickled me:

Chris Mortensen reports that Eli turned against San Diego after seeing the Real World episode where Frankie was cutting herself.

Archie should pull a Namath to win over the crowd, just lean over to Suzy and say, "We hope they trade the pick, but I just ... I want to kiss you."

And if not, I guess I'll just have to deal with 80° weather and hot chicks.

12:55 The Giants take Philip Rivers. Damn. I was hoping he'd fall to Miami, change his name to Philip Michael Rivers and start wearing linen suits. "I saw a lot of Bernie Kosar in Rivers," Kiper tells us. Is that a compliment? That's like saying, "I see a lot of Ian Ziering in the guy who plays Luke on The OC."

- posted by Doug @ 12:32:00 PM

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