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Monday, December 22, 2003

Drink responsibly during the Holidays ...

If you are a woman, remember: Women are more sensitive to the effects of alcohol. If you are a man, remember: Women are more sensitive to the effects of alcohol.

Drinking more than seven nights a week is not just irresponsible, it's impossible.

Don't mix alcohol with stereotypes. If you are Irish, drink rum. If you are a pirate, drink whiskey.

Don't drink and drive. Disregard this if you happen to be one of those people who drive better drunk.

If you suddenly find yourself impaired by alcohol, prevent any social awkwardness by informing all those present that you profoundly love them, and that you never get this drunk.

Before heading out to the office holiday party, tape a handcuff key to the inside of your watchband. Just trust us on this one.

thanks to the onion for these tips.

- posted by Doug @ 12:52:00 AM

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