Simon Beats Sausage

I could not wait to come type this one up. Randall Simon of the Pittsburgh Pirates was arrested after last nights game in Milwaukee. During Milwaukee's typical Sausage race during the game, Simon swung a bat at one of the racers causing the sausage to tumble to the ground and taking another sausage down for a ride. Some times you really have to wonder what goes through a man's head right before he beats the sausage. I think the replay clearly shows that the runner was stumbling when Simon struck and might have fallen on her own. However even Simon making jest of striking the sausage with the bat is not good. For it to turn out to be a woman is even worse for his cause as you know women's groups will be lining up to protest this.

Did I mention I found this story to be extremely funny? Possibly the funniest thing to happen all year?
http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2003/0709/1578808.html